excerpt

A passage or segment taken from a book, film, ect. to give the reader or watcher a taste of the product.

An excerpt from a book may be offered over a website, to excite the reader into buying the book.

by dkjgvdsnvihv December 28, 2006

Existential Crisis

An "Existential Crisis" is when and individual person starts to question their entire existence and questioning if being alive even has a point or if it's all pointless. It also is hard to get out of because when you are debating if reality has a purpose it gets in the way of everyday things, like Making Cereal or Recording Videos or any sort of activity.

Existential Crisis's include the EXITING topics of...:
-The inevitability of death
-The crushing loneliness of realizing all humans inherently are and will die alone
-The absurd meaninglessness of the universe and as far as we know there is no reason or purpose for human existence

by X_Random_X October 25, 2015

Microsoft Excel

Software created by Microsoft that non-technical people use instead of a database, or cheap companies use as a crappy application studio.

We have 6,000 Microsoft Excel files out there that are exactly identical in reference to the type of data they store. It would be perfect for a database, but we use Excel because the web server we store them on is already paid for by another department and we don't want to pay for a database.

Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.

My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

Extravacaptain

When the captain of the dance/cheer team thinks that spending a lot of money on hair bows/uniforms makes them a better team captain than someone else.

She is such an extravacaptain! I can't afford a $20 hair bow! She's such a bitch!!!

by Anita Napp July 23, 2010

explode brown

Dating from one of the wars of the last century, a recommendation to "explode brown" is a request to stuff a grenade up your own ass and pull the pin.

"Harry, you worthless git! When are you going to explode brown and save the Jerries, or your own men (should they be so brave), the trouble of putting you out of our collective miseries?"

by Bezzle Bedeviled May 13, 2016

extranger

Someone who used to be a stranger, but you know now. (An ex-stranger) Also can be used to refer to a fan of indie rock band, The Extrangers.

I met Jay at Guitar Center and now we’re extrangers!

by Guitar_Man_15 October 7, 2019

female exit

a phrase Phil Lester should have never said in a live stream trying to recover his previous saying "lady door".

Dad why did you do dat,
why

enter my female exit

by d-niellester January 24, 2018