An amazing and handsome Stud Muffin that does everything correctly. He always has a lovable and goofy number 1. Dave knows how to win. And constantly gets a proposal. Probably because he is a total catch.
Did you see Dave on the online reality gameshow? Because him and that Devin guy were totally the most entertaining thing there.
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Get the Dave Moment mug.A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.
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Get the dave George mug.Dave Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! He likes to go about his day telling people how he went to prison for stabbing people.
Said person above drives for a local coach company in Preston.
Parky has two friends - Ste Hill with the “gout knees” & Eddie Keane also know as “monotone Eddie” both are fuckwhits who think are funny as fuck.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up
with a plan to sell knock off headphones "AirPods" to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry, bad news for them is that half of them didn't work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Dave Parky also likes to tell people how he likes to dress up as a unicorn on a weekend and get sucked off by his two mates.
Don't trust these men as you'd find your
arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding
Parky drives a new Mercedes while his mate hill drives a blue bmw.
Said person above drives for a local coach company in Preston.
Parky has two friends - Ste Hill with the “gout knees” & Eddie Keane also know as “monotone Eddie” both are fuckwhits who think are funny as fuck.
Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up
with a plan to sell knock off headphones "AirPods" to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry, bad news for them is that half of them didn't work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!
Dave Parky also likes to tell people how he likes to dress up as a unicorn on a weekend and get sucked off by his two mates.
Don't trust these men as you'd find your
arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding
Parky drives a new Mercedes while his mate hill drives a blue bmw.
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
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Dave Parky left his last company for his dirty stupid antics, said person now drives back for his old coach company back in Preston.
Parky lives in Bamber bridge and drives a blue Mercedes, said person had a wife Tracy Thornley who is completely oblivious to Dave parky’s antics and obviously she thinks he’s best thing since sliced bread!
Dave Parky likes to go about his day treating people and telling them to stop what they are doing because obviously he’s being found out.. he’s also going about telling people that himself and Nick will come down to sort things out 😂
Dave and Nick couldn’t fight through a wet paper bag and needs to think again about his friends! He also has another friend Andy newlands who’s also another wet wipe and likes to be piggy in the middle relaying messaging across because the big man Parky and hill can’t do it themselves.
Part 3 to come soon. Stay tuned people.
Dave Parky left his last company for his dirty stupid antics, said person now drives back for his old coach company back in Preston.
Parky lives in Bamber bridge and drives a blue Mercedes, said person had a wife Tracy Thornley who is completely oblivious to Dave parky’s antics and obviously she thinks he’s best thing since sliced bread!
Dave Parky likes to go about his day treating people and telling them to stop what they are doing because obviously he’s being found out.. he’s also going about telling people that himself and Nick will come down to sort things out 😂
Dave and Nick couldn’t fight through a wet paper bag and needs to think again about his friends! He also has another friend Andy newlands who’s also another wet wipe and likes to be piggy in the middle relaying messaging across because the big man Parky and hill can’t do it themselves.
Part 3 to come soon. Stay tuned people.
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