clean and steam

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion

Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.

by Dan.k May 8, 2014

Cleanorific

That feeling you get when nothing can go wrong after a good cleanse and you feel damn near terrific.

"Just got out of the shower, cleanorific!" "Why do you keep calling me, finalize our divorce."

by Mittevil August 10, 2014

Clean Wiper

When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required

Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper

by CHEESECHODE April 2, 2015

cleaning meat

The act of masturbating.

"Hey, is Mark going to meet up with us tonight?" " I doubt it. He's probably at home in his bed cleaning meat."

by DBooze September 2, 2016

claffen

it means sexy

you're so claffen

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

clean my rope

When a girl gives a guy a handjob

Eddy looked at katie and asked, "can you clean my rope?"

by Chocolatethunder May 15, 2016

Clean

Cocaine that hasn't been stepped on.

I got some clean from this mexican last night, i was twacked like a bih !

by Mumble Mac January 28, 2017