Nut cluster

When you hit your balls against a desk and get very hard and you say don’t hit my cluster

I fell and hit my nut cluster and they got hard

by Willy838383 January 20, 2020

santa clause

a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.

“look at that fake ass motherfucking picture of santa clause”

by ilovettippieredd March 16, 2020

Santa Claus

The only known person with immunity to diabetes and obesity-related death. He’s normally found in malls around Christmas time scaring the living crap out of children.

Timmy: How does Santa Claus get around so quickly with all those cookies in his tummy?

Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.

by Inferior April 22, 2020

Btfa cluster

group of haters

man he's a part of the famous btfa cluster he hates everything

by niggaeatingcheese2828 May 5, 2020

Freedom cluster

A cluster of COVID-19 infections caused by people ignoring public safety measures in the name of freedom.

Another freedom cluster sprang up near the site of a stay-at-home protest two weeks later.

by eroombob May 24, 2020

Mofu Clausu

Mofu Clausu Is a fictional character who brings coal on the holiday Shizzle Can to children. The Coal he gives is a sign of acceptance to the way the child acts.

“Mofu Clausu is coming to bring me coal! I’m so excited!!”

by ScrubbyTubby2 August 3, 2020

Embedded Clause

A clause which has been embedded into a sentence. Is a 5 star rated sentence technique and highly recommended by all nerds. Whilst hard to master the art, an embedded clause offers great potential and success for those who use it.

Tom decided to include an embedded clause in his english exam, which failed miserably, and he continued to cry in his sleep

by Xavvvvvvvvvy squadddd November 12, 2020