Cheese Jizz

Using melted cheese as lubrication for sex or jerking off.

"I totally cheese jizzed last night"
"Me and my wife where looking for something different, so we cheese jizzed."

by PrototypeXt3 March 13, 2009

Cheese up

1. To crack a huge grin

2. When something makes you so happy that it makes you smile.

3. To make someone else smile

This term originates from the word cheesin, which means having a big smile on your face.

1. I brought something in my bag that's gonna cheese you up!

2. I was so cheesed up when I got accepted to the uni of my dreams

3. Dawg what's wrong with you? You've been frowning all day. Cheese up!

by TheBx41 October 16, 2012

Stiff Cheese

A New Zealand expression meaning "tough luck"

So yoru car won't start, that's just stiff cheese.

by greg saunders January 18, 2004

baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese

"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"

by Carl November 22, 2004

western cheeseburger

A western cheeseburger is an extremely delicious, albeit unhealthy fast food. A western cheeseburger is like a regular cheeseburger, having 1-3 hamburger patties, each with cheese, but in addition has some sort of tangy barbeque sauce on the top and most of the time, 2 or so onion rings below the patties. This creates a delightful mixture of tangy sauce and the light crunch of the onion ring.

Yeah so its a good thing I'm broke because I'm pretty sure if I had a lot of money I'd eat western cheeseburgers until they killed me. Oh what a glorious death that would be!

by Skeeter McDougal October 2, 2005

cave cheese

1) when a chick doesnt clean too well in her "special area" and little chunks of debris slowly form into pieces of smelly cheese.

dude, oh man, seriously, i went down on sally the other night and laid my tongue into some serious cave cheese man. i almost barfed all over her!

by kurticus July 7, 2007

Jamie's grilled cheese

A grilled cheese made in the toaster, not in an oven or stovetop.

After making a Jamie's grilled cheese, one should be prepared to clean it up.

by Brandon January 23, 2005