Captain Birdseye`s Cock

Descriptive word for something very salty

Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock

by kendohmassif January 6, 2006

captain black-mouth

The after taste of a cheap cigar.

Hey bill, I have a bad case of captain black-mouth

by mike o. May 25, 2009

captain geeg

gangsta ass dogg ( canine )
Proud, full of self-esteem dog with nothing to lose

yo, captain geeg just bit the juice out me son.

yo, keep captain geeg away from that blood drop.

yo, captain geeg jus lit that nigga up.

yo, attack captain geeg.

by T Boogey Main May 31, 2009

Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew

A white pirate man that raps about being a pirate. Captain Dan is much like a black rapper in that he talks about women and money and drugs; but he also relates it to being the "baddest rapping pirate ever known to be".

A regular rapper might say; "I need a dime, that's top of the line,"

But Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew would say; "I got a proposition for ya, lass, let me plunder that ass, or you can ride on me mast, avast!"

by MyNameIsZura October 29, 2011

tri-captain

an athlete who is the captain of all three seasons of sports. These people are usually rather cocky and make sure everyone is aware of the fact that they are indeed a tri-captain.

OMG garrett is an extreme tri-captain not only is he captain of soccer, basketball and golf but he is also captain of the ladies

by whitney December 12, 2004

River Boat Captain

I fake sexual position used to trick your friends into thinking they are not cool enough to know what you are talking about.

Tom: Did you nail Lisa last night?
Ben: I gave her the old River Boat Captain after she passed out.
Tom: Huh, oh yeah, I've always wanted to try that.

by Hugo_B February 24, 2013

Look at me! I'm the Captain now.

A quote from Captain Phillips by Muse towards the Captain.

"Look at me! I'm the Captain now"

Muse:"Look at me! I'm the Captain now."

Captain Phillips:*silence*

by Scott2357 June 5, 2016