Cera Syndrome

Noun. Ailment named after the still somewhat childlike actor Micheal Cera, causing the victim to be frozen in an ageless span of time in which others believe them to be several years younger than they chronologically are. Victims may show incremental height increase but retain the same face and body shape they had at the time the disease was triggered. There is no cure for this, but some with the disease try to alleviate the symptoms with promiscuous behavior, drug and alcohol addictions and smoking, and a metric ton of makeup. These practices have not been medically proven to make one look older and are not recommended without close observation from peers.

Girl One: "Ohmigod that boy is so cute!"

Girl Two: "Yeah... but he's not a pedophile.... He's like 6 years older than you, dude. Poor guy has Cera Syndrome"

Girl One: "Aww... that's just too bad."

by franzthegreymonkey August 15, 2010

cellularpath

someone who sadistically destroys phones one after the other, either by accident or purpose.

"My name is margot, and im a cellularpath"

...."hi margot"

by margotgee27 November 24, 2010

Cell Hole

Ones house(Possibly yours...?) or general area that has little to no cell signal.

Shere Khan(Yes, from Talespin.): This place is such a f*cking Cell Hole! I can't get one damn bar on my Motorola MicroTAC 9800X!?

Kevin Sorbo: Well it's not my fault I had to move back to my parents basement, you should of spent less time molesting Kit Cloudkicker more time with me and Eolis pushing the VHS box set of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys...

Shere Khan: Whelp, I can't argue with facts.

by Shaners iroc February 18, 2011

Censocracy

Form of government which controls the citizens entirely by censorship. Applies to certain infamous countries in the world.

Man! I despise the fact that Google has been placed behind the Great Firewall. F*cking censocracy!!!

by TurkoDutchy September 27, 2011

Celebration Milk

Another term for semen, the white sticky liquid produced from the meat truncheon after sex or fap sessions.

"My doctor caught me in her room covered in celebration milk, I assured her it was not mine."

by thejagerage October 30, 2011

certified creeper

Someone who is creepy to an extent where creeping may as well be their profession. They have it down to a science.

Zach keeps following me around... He's a certified creeper.

by creepertarget November 14, 2011

Cecilly

A super classy, creative girl with a smile that could blind the sun. Never disagreeable but always willing to disagree. Conjures thoughts that even the grandest of sounding lines couldn't fathom. Her sweat is sometimes marketed as other women's perfume. Feisty is both her scent and her manner. Some say she will take over the world.

Dude 1: I had this idea, but then it blew up in my face and now I'm blind!
Dude 2: Oh, you mean a Cecilly spoke with you?
Dude 1: Whatever you want to call her, it was like intellectual guerrilla warfare coupled with cruel and unusual punishment!

by Twain November 3, 2012