Cakeface

A person, usually a teenaged girl, who wears so much makeup that their face looks as though it is covered in icing.

Lisa Slonetsky is a total cakeface.

Cakeface by vuze February 18, 2009

cake file 

1. A file filed with cake
2. A person who has no business being a Database Administrator
3. A file folder filed with cake recipes

1. I'm hungry I think I'll dip into my cake file
2. Dude, Cake File destroyed this record.
Cake file strikes again!
3. Make sure to clean out your desk or your employees will find your cake file

cake file by Oncomingstorm77 April 25, 2008

cake-friend 

cake-friend (n.)

1. A person whom one likes to bake with.
2. A person whom one knows and trusts with all cake recipes.

3. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle to create the best cakes.

4. One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement: friends of the cake world movement.

Taster: "Wow! This lemon pound cake is killer!"
Baker: "Oh Thanks! Alissa gave me that recipe, every recipe she gives me turns out great. She is my one true cake-friend."

cake-friend by juggins mccrea and e-mcg May 1, 2009

Caged Monkey 

A girl in a bikini with a stray pubic hair popping out the side or top. Like a caged monkey with an arm reaching out of a cage at the zoo.

You are getting ready to go to the pool for the first time in summer. Your wife puts on her bikini and still has her Winter bush. You notice a stray pubic hair that she did not tuck in. You tell her "You look great, but you have a caged Monkey"

Caged Monkey by Nagger Lover February 2, 2014

Caeden

Caeden is intelligent in many areas at school, but acts without common sense when not in school. He has a great personality and is usually blonde. He is very optimistic and can turn any bad situation into a good one. He is a good friend to be around. He may not always be the best-looking on the outside, but has a great heart. He is very athletic and has big dreams for his future. He probably has European descent in him and is attracted to red-headed girls. Once he likes a girl it is extremely hard for anyone to change his mind. He is a great friend. He will help anyone in trouble if he can. He likes listening to music. He is usually the class clown and gets sent to the principal's office quite regularly- half the time he did do something wrong and the other half is usually because none of his teachers like him. Caeden is great to hang around. He is not perfect, but he makes it up with his charming personality.

Caeden is a great dude to be with!

Caeden by TheBeast is least April 20, 2020

Cake 

Something that looks real but’s fake.

Like those Instagram videos where you think you see an eggplant, but they cut into it and it’s a cake. It seems like it’s a one thing but turns out another.

Fake.

Similar to “cap”, but not quite.

“Look at her lips bro, think they’re real?”
“Nah, that’s cake”

Cake by Bushycat July 17, 2020

cake segger

A person who eats cake or desserts after sex as part of aftercare.

"After sugging deez nuts, she became a real cake segger."

cake segger by 848693@3&3&2@2 August 6, 2021