CAPA

An online physics assignment given weekly to physics students at Dalhousie University in Halifax, Canada. Many students leave them to the last minute and rush in order to complete them by 11:59 PM on Fridays.

CAPA assignments are composed of concentrated evil from the the pit of Satan's rectal cavity.

by Dal Student July 16, 2008

The Captain

Insertion of the pointer finger in the anus, inducing climax. Can only be practiced on males.

A little known fact, due to his debilitation from polio, FDR could only achieve climax through use of the Captain. (too soon?)

by Dan Lohman August 10, 2002

capslocky

In fanfiction, or any writing really, when characters take a tone of voice that one would image to be outraged. The author therefore if forced to not only conclude the character's outburst with an exclamation point (or several) but also use caplock to make sure the character's fit is fittish enough.

In this scene, in which Harry is talking to some adult figure, most likely Remus Lupin or Professor McGonagall, he is being quite capslocky:

"Harry, I know you are upset about the Headmaster..."

"YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!"

"Harry, honestly, you really--"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WON'T LEAVE ALONE TO WALLOW IN SELF-PITY BECAUSE ALL OF MY LOVED ONES ARE DEAD!!!!1 YOU DON'T KNOW ME!! DON'T EVEN TRY!"

"Harry--"

"DON'T HARRY ME!"

"Fine." ::walks away::

::Sobs:: "No one knows me anymore." ::Is depressed::

by R. P. December 7, 2006

Cap'n Crunch mouth

When the roof of your mouth is shredded from eating food that is crispy or porous like some breakfast cereals.

I have Cap'n Crunch mouth from breakfast and the roof of my mouth needs time to recover.

by Bamafan1 October 12, 2011

pop a cap

back in the olden days when I was a young boy in nebraska this term used to mean to open a soda bottle. but times have changed and now it is a term for violence against one another which i believe mimicks the direction in which our country is headed. in short to pop a cap is to fucking shoot someone okay.

back in nebraska- pop a cap off that coca cola product please my good sir

now a days- I'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass..............my good sir

by thomas the train engine November 8, 2006

capital one

Slutty industry standard of hooking up with no hassles and all of the rewards. Not to be confused with a relationship or any other type of committment. Keep it uncomplicated.

Naw, man, she's just some capital one.

by Christinalicious January 14, 2009

Captain Picard does a jig

Popular drinking game which originated in upstate New York. It was named after the Star Trek Captain, Jean-Luc Picard. Players start with a full beverage (ie. beer) and proceed to 'chug' or drink the beer as fast as they can. The first one done becomes Captain Picard, he/she then gets to choose someone else to do a 'jig' with them. The two players must now compete to be the first one done with their beer, while dancing an irish-like riverdance jig. The winner becomes the new Captain Picard and the game continues.

Frank: "Dude, what do you guys want to do
tonight? ...we have a lot of beer
and nowhere to go."
Mable: "How about we play
Captain Picard does a jig?"
Lester: "Yeah, that sounds pretty good!
We'll get drunk fast and it'll
be hilarious trying to
riverdance while drinking!"

by Sir Francis Drake Glendale III January 29, 2009