Scalded Ape

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her

My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar

by HandRaper January 19, 2024

AP Chemistry

the reason to justifiably commit suiceide

AP chemistry quiz
gets 30
Ima kill my self

by Carge_Lock November 30, 2023

ape

a primate, member of the hominidae taxonomic family, great apes
they do not have tails
not to be confused with monkey
examples of apes: chimpanzees, orangutans, bonobos, gorillas

traveller 1: this forest is simply beautiful, i am enchanted
traveller 2: well you better be damn careful, i saw some wild apes swinging in the trees

ape not kill ape

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Aped

(Aped as in ape - like a gorilla.)

Getting Aped is when you receive a handjob while sitting on the toilet as you take a shit.

Dude, I was with Stephanie last night, and she's kinky as fuck, so I fucking got aped for the first time.

by Legumo August 26, 2021

Ape Slut

Ape Slut....

When a human male is not able to fine a mate, or (can’t get a root).

He may resort to having sexual inter-coarse with the next closest animal... the Ape, in this context the female ape is referred to as an ‘Ape Slut’...

Why Gareth your Ape Slut has a lovely mane of hair

by Word Mouth March 26, 2020

AP

Audemars Piquet. The watch brand from switzerland.

I'm buying a new AP today!!

by NVKE May 13, 2018

you ape

(You ape) is basically calling someone athletic like a monkey

Hey go back to you're Country

There is no reason to be here you ape🐵

by Oski_parkour February 20, 2024