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Africa

A continent similiar to hell. Can't be helped by charities because most donations are stolen by roaming gunmen.
Don't go to africa if you value your life.
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Map of Africa

A term used to describe marks left on the inside of a toilet bowl after a rather large stool has been squeezed out. It differs from 'normal' skid marks as it leaves somewhat of a pattern, rather than just an up-and-down streak, and may sometimes resemble a map of Africa, or any other map for that matter.
Jane: ''Harry, take a look at what someone has left in the toilet.''

Harry: ''Good grief, I've never seen anything like that before.''

Jane: ''It's the biggest map of Africa I've ever seen.''
by Clay Pigeon_2010 March 11, 2010
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Africance

having the endurance of a typical black person
enough to run from the police and stir some koolaid
Damn man hes so lazy hes got bad africance
by helloumonderokfromoverdat August 6, 2010
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Africa

What everyone tells you when you ask for them to say the name of a country.
A: Hey, tell me a country!
B: Africa!
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Africa

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa (I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa (ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
"What is this godly song?"
"Africa, its...its more important than my life"
by hairxqueen March 5, 2019
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Africasion

1. Commonly known as a person who is an offspring of one African person and one Caucasian person. May also be African and Asian, but never Malaysian.

2. A respectable way to refer to one's self of mixed race. Often considered superior to mulatto. The person may believe to be royalty of their own race.

3. A person of different decent who truly identifies with both African and Caucasian cultures. He or she believes to be this.
ex 1. Shanikwa was born with a black mother and a white father, she identifies herself as an Africasion.

ex 2. On The Shanikwa Shanikwa Show, Shanikwa looks into the camera with doting eyes and addresses her YouTube audience,"Gurrl, please... I'm an Africasion Queen Bitch!"

ex 3. When Joey looks into the mirror, he does not see that he is white. He does not see that he is black. He is an Africasion.
by j17productions May 4, 2009
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In Africa

"in Africa" is where someone is extremely far away relative to the situation.
Dude! Why didn't you pass the ball?
What? You were in Africa man!
by Africaan December 10, 2019
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