This women has superpowers far beyond what the eye can see. She will enter your life and transform you from the inside out, inspiring confidence and strength you never knew you had. She is divinely beautiful, one glance at her and you will realize that if you were able to construct your perfect woman, she would pale in comparison to the radiance of Isabel’s smile, her gentle almond shaped eyes, strong eyebrows and soft long brunette hair that flows perfectly from her head down to her chest. She dances like she’s on fire, mesmerizing audiences with a conviction that connects to the very spirit of life itself. Her kindness is almost unbelievable, she empathizes deeply, sees you for who you are and inspires you to be your best. To know her is to love her and she certainly is loved. You will let her steal your heart and be glad that it is hers and she is yours. The keys to her heart are Merlot, stir fry and Mac DeMaraco. If you are lucky enough to have her, never let her go. She is incredible.
by MartiniPalace May 22, 2019
Get the isabel ballmug. by you are a cock sucker July 6, 2022
Get the Ballsmug. by a world war 2 fan October 18, 2022
Get the Dick and ballsmug. I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!
by STGINAZ February 7, 2017
Get the dicksicle and frozen ball surprisemug. Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."
by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022
Get the Blue Ballsmug. A style of football where there is not one correct set of rules.
While official football, or soccer, is played on a flat rectangular grass-filled or artificial turf pitch it can be played anywhere such as back alleys, vacant lots, and green spaces.
The environment or natural surroundings of the field is the origin of the word.
As a type of street game, players create their own rules to suit their needs and field conditions.
While official football, or soccer, is played on a flat rectangular grass-filled or artificial turf pitch it can be played anywhere such as back alleys, vacant lots, and green spaces.
The environment or natural surroundings of the field is the origin of the word.
As a type of street game, players create their own rules to suit their needs and field conditions.
by World Map January 20, 2021
Get the Jungle Ballmug. I got so much ball sweat equity in getting with that Tina, I swear I could feed a small country for a year!
by DrEyePoppin' November 25, 2017
Get the ball sweat equitymug.