Zombie car

A car that is missing parts, has holes in it, or is generally falling apart due to rusting, driving mishaps, or wear and tear. The appearance is 'zombie like' in nature.

"Did you see that zombie car Brad drove up in! Or "Ahhhhhh.....zombie car, right lane!"

by Circuschicknj October 17, 2012

Zombie-esque

Adjective. similar to zombies, but not actually the living dead

The movie the Crazies was very zombie-esque although the townspeople were not dead and did not eat people

by zombie queen March 1, 2010

Zombie Texting

Not to be confused with drunk texting, this is texting random friends in the middle of the night when you are stone sober and cannot sleep in the hopes of finding someone else awake to amuse and entertain you. Usually you look like crap because you are exhausted, cannot sleep, so you are a bit scarey.

Unable to sleep Randy picked up his cell phone and zombie texting Luke at 3am to see if he too might be awake.

by MarviMarti June 21, 2011

Beer Zombie

An alcoholic with qualities of the un-dead.
Reanimated human corpse with constant desire to consume beer or other alcohol related beverages.
An intoxicated, maggot riddled, rotted & disfunctional drunk.

My pet BEER ZOMBIE hates you, but loves your guts.

by rrrwethereyet June 13, 2011

zombie felching

When a person ejaculates into their partners anus, proceeds to suck it out with a straw, spits it into a random persons face and shouts "zombie felching!"

I've got a surprise "Zombie Felching!"

by Trobert651 November 21, 2014

zombie summer

A meteorological phenomenon of a brief period of hot, sunny weather in autumn that occurs in the Northern Hemisphere after pretty much everybody thinks summer is already dead but instead it rises again in a less-desirable fashion.

Stupid Hippy: "Ahh I love me an Indian summer!"

You: "Shove it. These zombie summers piss me off. I already stored my jorts away for winter."

by pantsk October 14, 2010

Zombie Blowjob

When you get your bitch high on bath salts, then immediately wrap your dick in a hotdog bun, and offer it to her as a sacrifice and a testament of your love.

"I no long have a sick because I got a Zombie Blowjob."

by Canttouchthis8395939 October 19, 2018