waffle cum

Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.

Hey man, want some waffle cum?

by ayylmao3254 February 4, 2018

Waffle Sword

When a male is proceeding to have sex with a waffle iron whilst it is turned on. The man’s penis will have second-degree burn marks that make it resemble a waffle.

My friend got sent to a burn center having getting a very bad waffle sword.

by ChickenCausesDepression February 7, 2018

waffle god

The "supreme of all waffles and gods", often accompanied by a waffle demigod. Despite what the name would lead you to believe, its just some scrub muffin with an unhealthy addiction to waffles.

"I'm a waffle god, respect me peasant"

"No you're not Noah. You're a scrub muffin. And so is Kaeleb."

by CanIgetuhburgerkingfootlettuce May 11, 2018

Waffle

A waffle is an delicious confection made out of batter that is mixed with sugar and pressed down by a waffle iron.
Then, after being heated and pressed, it is ready to eat, slap it on a plate and pour some maple syrup on it. A great breakfast item that is extremely easy to make! Just dont let it get soggy! ;3

Waffles are really good

by ɯ August 24, 2018

Waffle

a pancake with abs

i like waffles

by bob_101 September 2, 2018

Waffle Home

A waffle house that ascends from the level of a mere house to a home through excellent service and amazing waffles. This distinction is most often granted between the hours of midnight and 4am, and nearly always by drunk teenagers

“This waffle house is more than a simple house, it’s a waffle HOME.”

by Waffle Home Lover January 5, 2019

Waffle

Some who is very excessive and extra with there words

Hannah is being a waffle to me

Hannah can not stop being a waffle

by Hannahisawaffle February 13, 2019