Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.
A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019
Get the Diddle wankingmug. Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage
It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking
by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019
Get the Ultra wankingmug. by Theblazemaze November 11, 2019
Get the wank securitymug. After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it
My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank
by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017
Get the depressed wankmug. The act of dropping a deuce while jerking the power ranger. Although this act is deemed a scientific anomaly, some men derive extreme pleasure from evacuating their bowls and testies simultaneously.
by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019
Get the Uncomfortable Wankmug. A tongue wank is when you get the tightest of pussies and you tongue them and you actually stick your tongue up the pussy and it feels like a wank but on your tongue.
Most commonly used in the town of Papamoa in the North island of New Zealand and Westport in the South island of New Zealand
Most commonly used in the town of Papamoa in the North island of New Zealand and Westport in the South island of New Zealand
"That guy next door he gave me a tongue wank it felt so good" or
"Wow Regan is such a Chinese tongue wank"
"Wow Regan is such a Chinese tongue wank"
by n8frompap January 3, 2018
Get the Tongue Wankmug. When a man (or woman) engages in masturbation whilst using tobasco or some other form of spiced sauce as a lubricant.
"Damn dude, my dicks on fire today"
"Why, what happened?"
"Used to much sauce whilst having a Jamaican Wank this morning!"
"Why, what happened?"
"Used to much sauce whilst having a Jamaican Wank this morning!"
by Two Spoon Destroyer August 21, 2020
Get the Jamaican Wankmug.