Dick Waffle 

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

Dick Waffle by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

Blue Waffle 

Just don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...LOOK IT UP

Blue Waffle

Blue Waffle by Nuioj August 5, 2018

Frozen Waffle 

A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.

I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.

Frozen Waffle by ɯ August 23, 2018

Twass waffle 

When you wear lace panties,and the sweat and goo from both ass and twat leak thru the lace, making a thin pancake like waffle inside your pants

That guy is a twass waffle

Twass waffle by Fat glennon February 2, 2019

Thug waffle 

Using a waffle as a pipe filled with weed (preferably sour diesel).

1: You wanna hit a thug waffle?
2: Only if it has sour diesel.

Thug waffle by Albertish May 22, 2019

grey waffle 

Catfished by an old person

Oh no, Jim’s been Grey Waffled!

grey waffle by PickleSlizzle August 10, 2019

Prostate Waffle

Sexual act involving ones partner to shove a soggy eggo waffle up their partners ass, having them shit it out and eat it.

Yo you wanna go to my sisters place and have some prostate waffles?

Prostate Waffle by Prollynat December 7, 2019