Table

An adjective form of the noun used when referencing a Joseph. A person named Calvin is 94.67% more likely to use this word than the average person.

Calvin (to Joseph): "Goodnight my little table."

by CloisteredAcorn May 25, 2019

gnawing on the table

to have or engage in sex

John and Jill were gnawing on the table the other day!

by Jenny J. August 16, 2007

hats on the table

1. noun phrase. time to make a choice. derived from signing day for collegiate athletics, when star high school athletes pick-up the hat of their selected school from several displayed on a table before television cameras.

2. verb. to dramatize a selection in hopes of adding interest in the announcement.

1. "we have everyone's bids, so now its hats on the table."

2. "she could have dumped him last night, but she wanted to wait until the party to hats on the table in front of both of everyone."

by wahoo lon February 22, 2011

taddler

Oui, taddler est un homme adulte qui n'a pas un bambin plus, et nous savons tous comment les bambins sont. Le taddler est une extension de l'état de bébé. En général, vous voulez le stade de bébé à la fin de l'âge de trois ans. Taddlers pouvaient tout simplement pas se laisser aller. La plus ancienne taddler savoir aux hommes est devenu 104, un temps assez long étant un enfant en bas âge et de tous. taddler ou ne affaire pas à l'âge. Parfois, ils vivent encore plus longtemps et ils sont souvent plus heureux ainsi. Mais tel est le doux taddler syndrome légère peut être étudiée davantage. Mais ce que vous devez faire pour vous.

Oh, you are such a taddler!

by Dun Munsen August 21, 2015

table niner

someone who's unpartnered and wants to be partnered

My sister is a table-niner ever since her fiance left her at the altar

by Sparkina1967 May 14, 2005

Table Whore

Someone who goes from table to table during lunch, hanging out with everybody.

Katie Steele was such a table whore last year!!

by funkalicious1 September 9, 2009

string table

table suspended by strings and fatchoke

who got the fat choke at the string table

by slut er May 23, 2003