Row 5 Table 1

A dude with extreme hunchback who needs his walker to help him. This dude seriously walks in a L shape and is in desperate need of help.... SO DONATE GENEROUSLY!

He uses his bare hands to get the salad even though he should be using the freakin' tongs. He always has his stinkin' apple juice with this funky jar. Ice cream is his favorite too.

helllllllp this poor guy.. GET HIS BACK STRAIGHT!

by Peter has no dick April 13, 2005

table talk

things you should only discuss at the table

sex is not table talk

by Terry June 14, 2004

tablet

Shortened form of 'Fuck Off tablet'. The most bitter pill you will ever have to swallow.

Let's tablet Dave and go out with Tom instead.

by Kevin Robinson January 9, 2006

Tablet

Tablet is another word for a poo parcel which is in the shape of a tablet. Also if it looks like rabbit poo it can be classed as a tablet.

I've just been for a 'Tablet'

by Luciiieee <3 January 10, 2008

tabernuckinfuckinkay

basicly a longer way of saying FUCK!

GUY 1. Yo, we got an exam tomorrow.. i didn't study.

GUY 2. Tabernuckinfuckinkay!

by bobmania June 19, 2007

a table PEDE

friendly interjection meaning "may you join us for a couple of drinks?"

eric: I'm thirsty, fucko!
fucko: a table, PEDE!
eric: and I consider, despite the underlying conditions, that the human race is based on...
fucko: shutto!
SMACK

by fucko May 9, 2005

bringing to the table

To Bring to The Table:

To give stories of sexual encounters,

photos of girls,

supply of food,
wanting lunch at 12 pm

and

informing the boys of new female staff
or
girls walking past.

Failure to comply with these rules can bring upon ‘Dogging of the boys’

Emailing around pictures of good looking girls to mates at work is referred to as "bringing to the table."

by dogginthboys May 13, 2009