chocolate smile

The act of shitting in to your hand and then smearing it on somones lips and cheek to make a smile.

Turn that frown in to a chocolate smile

by Waqas, Chris, David, May 23, 2006

shilo

A total slut. A wannabe cowgirl, who is so self conscious she must sleep with every fake cowboy with a ford mustang. Typical shilo will sleep with anyone to get whatever she may need, be it tires for the pickup truck daddy bought her or a good grade in a math class. Shilo
Will never work and just continue sleeping her way through college all of her life.

Tire salesman; hey whos chevy truck is that parked outside?
Other tire salesman; oh that belong belongs to that little shilo, she is in the bosses office fucking him for free tires

by drydickmcgee December 10, 2013

chocolate sailor

A turd. So called because feces is brown, resembling chocolate, and one defecates into water in a toilet bowl.

He dropped a huge chocolate sailor in the bowl, clogging it up.

by chuckhoffmann May 10, 2006

Horizontal Bacon Smile

The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log

hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile

by Miles Labia December 15, 2003

1/4 Smile

When a person says something that quite doesn't deserve a laugh, you can give them a 1/4 smile, or maybe even a 1/2 smile.

His name is Will.i.am not William. You wouldn't call FLO-Rida Florida now would you.

1/4 smile. (Did you see how I used it)

by Felipe M January 17, 2009

Razor Smile

Often times rude, sinister, and funny at times. Please don't steal my name, unless you have it tattoo'd on your arms like I do. Copyright: 1999.

Beth Simmons is the coolest person Razor Smile has ever known.

by Razor Smile July 17, 2009

Cinammon Smile

1. A Sexual act, it involves receiving oral sex on the penis.
during oral sex the man pulls out, jizzes in the face of the performer, sprinkles his penis in cinammon and slaps the performer with his cinammon covered knob. this leaves the victim covered in a mix on cinammon and jizz.

it is known as the cinammon smile as if you do this and don't smile and laugh at the victim you have no soul.

2. that smile you get then a cinammon based treat really hits the spot... like a cinammon whirl or something... they are nice.

person 1 : i gave chris a cinammon smile last night!
person 2 : wonderful! what sort of tasty breaded treat was it?
person 1 : you misunderstood, he sucked me off, i came on him, sprinkled cinammon on my dick and hit him with it...
person 2 : oh...

by Chipmunkcheeks June 8, 2011