chuckhoffmann's definitions

chocolate sailor

A turd. So called because feces is brown, resembling chocolate, and one defecates into water in a toilet bowl.

He dropped a huge chocolate sailor in the bowl, clogging it up.

by chuckhoffmann May 10, 2006

sympathy puke

The urge to vomit upon seeing, hearing, or smelling someone else vomit.

"I thought I was gonna sympathy puke when Dave blew chunks all over the floor."

by chuckhoffmann January 30, 2006

pretentious E

The pretentious E is often added to the end of words in place names to give a false sense of charm and history to an otherwise soulless, corporate-built craphole of a neighborhood, apartment complex, or shopping center.

Kingstowne, a large suburban development in Alexandria, Virginia, has a pretentious e at the end.

by chuckhoffmann October 22, 2011

discipulicide

A discipulicide occurs when a school or teacher kills a student. Most discipulicides are discipulicides by proxy, where the actions of the school, the administrators, or the teachers drive a student to kill himself or other students.

The word describes the act itself, the perpetrator, or the victim.

It comes from the Latin roots discipuli, meaning "student", and cadare, meaning "to cut".

The student who killed himself after being suspended by a vice principal was a discipulicide.

by chuckhoffmann October 6, 2010

cornhole corsair

A derogatory, alliterative nickname for male homosexual.

"That guy is a real butt pirate."
"Yeah, he's a total cornhole corsair."

by chuckhoffmann July 25, 2008