The Oral Robert

After watching March madness all day, your girlfriend queefs in your mouth before you eat her out

Bailey was so excited after the basketball game she did the oral Robert

by 4skin15 March 21, 2021

Benjamin tyrus-Robert Lovelace

think of someone sexy. Do you have an image in your mind yet? now multiply that sexiness by 10000000. This man loves pussy, music, and himself with a passion. There is nothing to stop him from writing songs about emo girls. When he wants to impress a chick, he calls his friend James at 9:30 at night to scream for him. NOTHING will stop him from tapping that sweet lil ole ass. Him and his 7.5 inch dick will come and get YOU. He is out for ass and he will get it. With a beautiful voice to accompany his millimeter defeater. This man loves punk, metal and most of all his own good looks. Seriously a ken doll in the flesh. Fun fact: He has no pubic hair whatsoever. To anyone reading this hit him up. He will find that ass and get busy.

Yo Benjamin tyrus-Robert Lovelace just fucked me and my girl while singing beach boy by mccaferty

by Metal_Poser6969 February 1, 2023

hot robert

Hot Robert in his Dreams, nothing but
a Fat Obese Cow. A Mama's Boy!!!
Look at yourself, before you make fun
of others............................
Also Grandma's Pet!!!!!!!!!
Have some more on your Plate.
I want you so Fat. The Girls will not
notice, the Flab around your waist.
Your starting to Look like Ha! Ha!

Says he's afraid of
Changes. LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
What a Joke!!!!!!!! Ha! Ha!!!!!
Nothing But a Coward!!!!!!!!!!!

by jeff April 22, 2005

Roberto

Pieces of shit that are almost unable so survive by themselves . They are usually unable to speak properly and they can't spel right to save theyr lives.

Roberto's are borimg and useles yiu can find a Roberto at the corner of allmost every street asking for change.

Alex: Hey! Roberto. How are you doing?
Roberto: ooga booga ooga booga

Alex: Alright, good for you buddy

by RobertoDI April 21, 2020

Robert Walpole

Robert Walpole is best known as the first Prime Minister of Great Britain. However, he also can be attributed to multiple accomplishments such as the invention of the dildo, the coining of the term "mangina" and the publishing of his best-selling novel, 101 Ways to Fuck a Copy Machine.

Guy 1: Yo, man, I don't know what to do. I want to study for the big World History test, tonight, but I also want to fuck a copy machine.

Guy 2: Dude, two words. Robert Walpole.

by Herman Plunkers January 31, 2009

rovering

(N) An internet persona used by a pimple faced middle aged basement dwelling moron who still sucks his momma's teats

(V). A slang term used to describe the act of having sexual intercourse with canine partners.

This is likely how the above individual gained his acreen name

Chris got caught rovering his neighbor's poodle, so the judge ordered him back on his medications

by Gomez May 16, 2014

Robert

Robert is a fat stinky boy who eats a lot, this name would be considered a fat peoples name and it certainly is.

Robert is such a loser, he ate all the food at the party.

by Queeflatifa May 22, 2019