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The Race For LunchTM

When that annoying douchebag in the business office makes a poster that has all the secretaries up there as track runners with ponytails, and whoever does the most work gets further along the poster and whoever gets to the "finish line" first wins free lunch from the Tampa Room. A hairbrained attempt at employee motivation by a sleazy preppy loser.
"The Race For Lunch? Jesus Tapdancing Christ! Thats the stupidest motherfucking thing i've ever heard."
by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
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Raceist

A master racer, who has very fast car and go very fast racing
you raceist prick
yeah i know and im gonna win
by Smokyoin June 1, 2021
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Rat Race

While under time constraints, a girl is trying her best to get you off by sucking your cock, and it is just not working, You grab her by the back of the head and start shoving her head up and down as fast and hard as you possibly can to get the job done yourself as quickly as possible.
After that Rat Race I just had on your cock, there is no way I am falling asleep now.
by cpitts025 February 8, 2010
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race pimp

What right-wing reactionaries call anyone who insists that racism was a significant problem in American history and is still alive and well in contemporary American society.
"Those race pimps at the university are always telling us that black slavery was anti-American."
by Gprof March 17, 2010
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amazing race

A contest usually held on special occasions such as 420 involving enormous quantities of pot, beer, and food. The pot is usually of cheaper quality due to pricing concerns and the fact that weaker pot will enable teams to smoke more, and only beer, no hard or malt liquor, may be drunk. The food usually consists of pizza, burgers, or similar fare, but it must all be the same type of food across teams for fairness reasons.

Several teams consisting of the same number of people (the more the better) are made beforehand. These teams will then compete to see who can smoke, drink, and eat the most, all at the same time. However, different chores can be spread out among different team members. For example, if somebody on one team is a tank when it comes to alcohol, but another person is a lightweight with beer but a regular stoner, the alcoholic may take on the stoner's beer load while the stoner takes on the alcoholic's weed load.

A team member is disqualified if they pass out, throw up, or voluntarily give up. The team itself may go on playing if members are disqualified until the team has no more viable members or runs out of things to eat, drink, and smoke. A team wins by either outlasting the other teams and being the last team with members playing, or by finishing a certain predetermined quantity of pot, beer, and food.

As always, people can and do change the rules to better suit their preferences. After all, it is all for fun.
#1 : Hey, 420's coming up. You know what that means?
#2 : What?
#1 : Gaddis is holding his annual amazing race!
#2 : Word!
by jahcu April 18, 2008
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Corsa Boy Racer

Similar to the Boy Racer and Saxo Boy Racer but this time these young men have decided to buy a Vauxhall Corsa(usually 1.1 litre). Usually bought by mommy or on finance. Once car is purchased they then slam as much plastic on the bodywork as possible 2 attract girls attention! Little do the girls kno no matta which model corsa it is its a slow car and their "hunk" has only bought it cuz its cheap 2 run and cheap 2 find lil stupid extras for it!
"Look at that lads car man thats fkin wiked innit" says girl waitin on the side ov the road 4 sum1 2 cum along.

"No way wot happened there" says girl wen shes in car and a REAL car goes flyin past the corsa!
by mi16 July 28, 2004
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boat race

A competition in which 2 or more boats, and the people in them, see who can complete some course in as little time as possible.
We won the boat race because our boat went faster than the other peoples'.
by sterrancetheelf December 30, 2010
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