PMG

Pre Menstrual Gynocology

She PMG'd into my bowl of soup.

by Izumo no Okuni July 12, 2006

pms

Something girls make up, to excuse their lack of self-control. A load of bull.

(And, yes, I'm a girl. I know what a period is, and it's nothing to irritate guys with. Jesus.)

Girl: God, I love you!
Guy: Love you, too, babe.
Girl: UGH, you're so insensitive!
Guy: ...
Girl: Sorry, it's stupid PMS.
Guy: Give me a break.

by NightOwlsAreBetter September 3, 2006

PMPO

Peed My Pants Off

PMPO should be used in all text correspondence to relentlessly tease someone who has recently accidentally meshed "laughed my ass off" with "nearly peed my pants", creating the puzzling yet almost familiar-sounding expression "peed my pants off"

Text: "Did you see the Bon Qui Qui at King Burger video on youtube?"

Reply: "Yes - PMPO"

by Blonde Mexican January 13, 2010

pmslz

''Pissing myself laughing'' in plural.

Ariam: OMFG really pmslz
Roddy: please dont piss...
Ariam: wat?
Roddy: stfu n00b

by rockon007 March 11, 2010

Pms-rex.

when a female is being over-dramatic about pmsing, and starts acting like an angry t-rex.

guy1"wow whats wrong with her?"
guy"no clue but she's being a pms-rex

Pms-rex.

by N3 May 2, 2010

PMPL

PMPL means peeing my pants laughing

when that bitch fell on her face i started to PMPL

by MINK FLUFF March 12, 2011

PMP

pissed my pants

I laughed so hard at Joe I pmp. So not attractive.

by CCwordsmith November 13, 2011