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tonsil paint

to bust a nut in a girl's mouth
Yes, and then i gave her my tonsil paint for Christmas
by Fatsal March 2, 2016
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Microwavable paintbrushes

The most random thing ever. Referred to on social media as "the ultimate invention that can do just about anything".
"Hey, have you heard about microwavable paintbrushes? I heard they were very important!"

"What the horcrux is that?"

"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"

"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"

"Not anymore...."
by xBOREDgeek November 6, 2016
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Facebook Painting

A Women or a man who uses Photoshop on their pictures on Facebook.
Can she/he making a video of themselves besides using Facebook Painting
That's Facebook painting, I can tell because that's not a real profile.
Facebook Painting is the best alternative instead of using makeup.
by H0m0ErectUS August 17, 2017
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Black paint

Black paint is everywhere, only few know the meaning of black paint.

You a perfect Canvas and everyone in your life is a color some thing you like dislike, hate, love is a color, but black paint the darkest duh. But black paint is someone who kindly gave back your heart and not touched it the wrong way but the fact that they are giveing it back in perfect condition, you break your own heart. Your breaking down and looking for someone who took care of your heart just like they did and your breaking your own heart because you can’t find someone like them.
"He is me black paint"

"She is my black paint"
by Reneajulia1117 June 5, 2018
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Finger Paint'n

Her dude came over unannounced and saw his chic finger paint'n.
by Iceburg Saint April 24, 2019
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Sweet painted lady

Sweet painted lady is a song by Elton John and was on the album cover, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road", Made in 1973.

Lyrics:
I'm back on dry land once again
Opportunity awaits me like a rat in the drain
We're all hunting honey with money to burn
Just a short time to show you the tricks that we've learned
If the boys all behave themselves here
Well, there's pretty young ladies and beer in the rear
You won't need a gutter to sleep in tonight
Oh, the prices I charge here will see you alright
So, she lays down beside me again
My sweet painted lady, the one with no name
Many have used her and many still do
There's a place in the world for a woman like you
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game, oh
Forget us we'll have gone very soon
Just forget we ever slept in your rooms
And we'll leave the smell of the sea in your beds
Where love's just a job and nothing is said
So she lays down beside me again
My sweet painted lady, the one with no name
Many have used her and many still do
There's a place in the world for a woman like you
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game
Oh, sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game.
"did you hear the song Sweet painted lady by Elton John?"
by korihehee January 12, 2022
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Japanese Window-Painting

The act of spreading plastic wrap over one's mouth and having a person fecalate into the covered mouth.
My girlfriend and I practiced Japanese Window-Painting last night, where she dropped a load within my mouth, covered by protective plastic wrap.
by WhoElseButI November 4, 2010
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