A guy who very gracefully tries to grab another guys dong. Usually because he has hidden homosexual feelings, but sometimes just because he is a dumbass.
by ElectricBananaMan September 02, 2009
First seen at the Edinburgh Festival and worn intrinsically for banter, one can become a Ninja Bear by wearing the correct eclectic attire. This encompasses a furry-eared hat and a ninja sword of any description. Further items are permitted, the usual being a pair of glasses.
The Ninja Bear is a smooth operator whose habits are far-reaching and far-fetched. These include drinking with abandon, reckless nights of debauchery and kissing fit people.
The Ninja Bear is a smooth operator whose habits are far-reaching and far-fetched. These include drinking with abandon, reckless nights of debauchery and kissing fit people.
The Ninja Bear was wasted last night, it was awesome. I pulled this fit girl and was thrown out of that watering hole for laying hands on a motherfucker, who was trying to ninja the hat.
by The Ninja Bear January 09, 2006
"Dude, Jazemine Sandwich eater just broke up with me so I'm totally gonna Ninja Spank her all night."
by Charles Dickenson June 11, 2006
by Yu, Yu, Su September 28, 2006
Guy 1: Man, did you see that girl I brought home from the bar last night? I slayed her on your couch.
Guy 2: Yeah, I made a ninja porno of you with my Iphone.
Guy 2: Yeah, I made a ninja porno of you with my Iphone.
by double d indy December 11, 2009
A virus or trojan that has a specific way to enter your computer, mostly likely by you being an idiot and clicking on advertisements. However, you have not clicked anything strange and yet the virus is in your computer.
by Hedgehog Review October 05, 2009
by Thuggernaught November 11, 2009