A mythical creature, mainly from Canada and North America.
Deriving from the words 'Naruto' and 'Retard', Narutard was first really used in 2004 for most of the Naruto forum users. Narutards can be defined as naruto fans who boast about how 'cool' Naruto is, and have never seen any other anime. Most of them watch the Naruto dub. In rare cases, you can see these mythical creatures dashing in and out of random places, attempting to 'train' and join the ANBU. Most of them don't even know that real ninjas derived from farmers, or that ninjutsu was, at one point, an art form in itself. They are either fat or really, really young.
Most of them can't train very hard, can't concentrate, have foam shuriken because their moms won't let them have reqal, dulled ones, have SOCCERMOMS,(shudders) and do not know ANY form of martial arts EXCEPT for ninjutsu and karate. Keep away from narutards.
Deriving from the words 'Naruto' and 'Retard', Narutard was first really used in 2004 for most of the Naruto forum users. Narutards can be defined as naruto fans who boast about how 'cool' Naruto is, and have never seen any other anime. Most of them watch the Naruto dub. In rare cases, you can see these mythical creatures dashing in and out of random places, attempting to 'train' and join the ANBU. Most of them don't even know that real ninjas derived from farmers, or that ninjutsu was, at one point, an art form in itself. They are either fat or really, really young.
Most of them can't train very hard, can't concentrate, have foam shuriken because their moms won't let them have reqal, dulled ones, have SOCCERMOMS,(shudders) and do not know ANY form of martial arts EXCEPT for ninjutsu and karate. Keep away from narutards.
"Hey! I'm gonna join the ANBU! I bought a hitai-ate even though I'mnot gonna cosplay 'cuz I don't even know what an anime con is! I like bad fanfics that say swearwords like 'crap' and 'dang'! teeheeheehee!" -narutard
"SCREW YOU!!*stabs with family's katana*" -me
"SCREW YOU!!*stabs with family's katana*" -me
by Ginkitsune August 29, 2006
Get the narutard mug.Joe: I wonder why Tom was so late to work this morning?
Tim: I guess he stayed up all night narcissurfing.
Joe: They guy is such a narcissist.
Tim: I guess he stayed up all night narcissurfing.
Joe: They guy is such a narcissist.
by Urban Dictionary May 27, 2006
Get the narcissurfing mug.1. (n) Narcotics, any drug (legal or illegal) containing opiates made from the opium poppy, such as Morphine, Coedine, and Heroin. They can be in pill form, a powder mixed in water, or in a solution to be injected directly in the blood stream.
2. (n) A police officer, usually undercover, with the job of arresting people for the illegal use of any drug. See pig
3. (n) A parent, neighbor, or peer who voluntarily files a police report concerning the illegal drug use of an individual. See asshole
4. (n) Someone who gains pleasure out of spying on someone, reporting their wrongdoings to superiors (bosses, police, etc...), and snickers when that someone suffers (from loss of job, being grounded, jail time, etc...).
5. (n) In general, an ill-wishing, prying, and altogether disrespectful member of society. See bottom feeder
6. (v) To voluntarily file a police report, or to falsify nuisances, with the intent of having legal and/or criminal actions taken on an individual for illegaly using drugs
7. (v) In general, the act of peeping and telling with the intent of having someone punished.
2. (n) A police officer, usually undercover, with the job of arresting people for the illegal use of any drug. See pig
3. (n) A parent, neighbor, or peer who voluntarily files a police report concerning the illegal drug use of an individual. See asshole
4. (n) Someone who gains pleasure out of spying on someone, reporting their wrongdoings to superiors (bosses, police, etc...), and snickers when that someone suffers (from loss of job, being grounded, jail time, etc...).
5. (n) In general, an ill-wishing, prying, and altogether disrespectful member of society. See bottom feeder
6. (v) To voluntarily file a police report, or to falsify nuisances, with the intent of having legal and/or criminal actions taken on an individual for illegaly using drugs
7. (v) In general, the act of peeping and telling with the intent of having someone punished.
1. "Damn, I was fuckin floating on that narc"
2. "Yo, look at that quiet, nosy kid with the backpack on. He must be a fucking narc"
3.
Kid 1: Dude, what happened after I left?
Kid 2: The 5-0 busted this bitch up
Kid 1: Why did they come?
Kid 2: I bet old Mrs. Shriner thought there was too much noise again. We didn't even have the stereo on!
Kid 1: You should've had the party somewhere else. You know what a fuckin narc she is.
Kid 2: Yeah, because of that fucking bitch I lost my scholarship and got a minor in consumption.
4. Simon's younger sister saw him sneak out after 10 and told her parents. Simon was grounded for a week, and his sister proved herself as a top-ranking narc.
5. John Ashcroft is a classic example of a narc.
6. We shouldn't have given that geek dank and hennesse. He just went home and narced on us all.
7. Bitch, stop narcing!
2. "Yo, look at that quiet, nosy kid with the backpack on. He must be a fucking narc"
3.
Kid 1: Dude, what happened after I left?
Kid 2: The 5-0 busted this bitch up
Kid 1: Why did they come?
Kid 2: I bet old Mrs. Shriner thought there was too much noise again. We didn't even have the stereo on!
Kid 1: You should've had the party somewhere else. You know what a fuckin narc she is.
Kid 2: Yeah, because of that fucking bitch I lost my scholarship and got a minor in consumption.
4. Simon's younger sister saw him sneak out after 10 and told her parents. Simon was grounded for a week, and his sister proved herself as a top-ranking narc.
5. John Ashcroft is a classic example of a narc.
6. We shouldn't have given that geek dank and hennesse. He just went home and narced on us all.
7. Bitch, stop narcing!
by The Renegade September 5, 2005
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A nice guy; one who is patient but can get easily agitated. An average looking guy.
A guy who wears good clothes and smells good.
Can be referenced to Narnius, the magical land under the bed.
A guy who is fearless to try new things, but at the same time, covers his balls to prevent a sacking.
A guy who is smart, but a dumbass all at the same time.
A nice guy; one who is patient but can get easily agitated. An average looking guy.
A guy who wears good clothes and smells good.
Can be referenced to Narnius, the magical land under the bed.
A guy who is fearless to try new things, but at the same time, covers his balls to prevent a sacking.
A guy who is smart, but a dumbass all at the same time.
by Munkey_on_a_stik March 2, 2011
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a person or persons who cannot see beyond their own set of values and/or will not accept them. Is often related to religious matters, where people cannot accept the other religion's beliefs. It often happens where one is in ignorance.
"YOU NARROW MINDED PIECE OF F--KING S--T, CANT YOU SEE HOW YOU ARE CONTRADICTING YOURSELF?? SEE SOMEONE ELSE'S SIDE FOR HELL'S SAKE!!"
My brother can be narrow minded because he thinks that all gays have HIV, and that it is stupid to be gay, and you always get AIDS when you butt-fuck someone.
My brother can be narrow minded because he thinks that all gays have HIV, and that it is stupid to be gay, and you always get AIDS when you butt-fuck someone.
by gloriphobia January 8, 2004
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