The Dirty Jones or Durty Jones as it is sometimes spelled, is defined as the act of pulling out just before ejaculation during intercourse, grabbing the woman firmly by the hair on the top of her head, and upon ejaculation on her face, softly whispering "I'll be at the bar...don't call." (Important to note is that in order for this to work properly, the female typically must experience an orgasm immediately prior to pulling out.) It is known to have been originally used in Florida, USA, in the year 2000. However, there is evidence to support it's use as far west as New Mexico, USA in the latter part of 2007.
Just before he walked out, JJ surprised her with a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
by A C E March 26, 2008
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Every teenage girl would bow at his feet.
And if he said breathing wasn't cool, 90% of teenage girls would drop dead. That's how much of a heartthrob he is.
He is the hottest thing on this planet.
He is in a band which consists of Paul Kevin Jonas II, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, and himself as the Jonas Brothers.
"The hottest boy band in the United States."
No joke.
You will orgasm by the sight of him, and the sound of his voice will make you melt into a puddle of love.
He's THAT amazing.
Another thing...
we gaurantee that his next girlfriend will be murdered my a mass number of Jonas fans.
No doubt about it.
So ladies... watch out.
Every teenage girl would bow at his feet.
And if he said breathing wasn't cool, 90% of teenage girls would drop dead. That's how much of a heartthrob he is.
He is the hottest thing on this planet.
He is in a band which consists of Paul Kevin Jonas II, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, and himself as the Jonas Brothers.
"The hottest boy band in the United States."
No joke.
You will orgasm by the sight of him, and the sound of his voice will make you melt into a puddle of love.
He's THAT amazing.
Another thing...
we gaurantee that his next girlfriend will be murdered my a mass number of Jonas fans.
No doubt about it.
So ladies... watch out.
by MinaGoedker June 29, 2008
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Ex British soccer player notorious for playing defense by grabbing his opponent's balls turned actor who emulates said actions in most of his movies. He enjoys spending his weekends slamming peoples heads in car doors.
Me: Did you hear the latest shit about Vinnie Jones?
Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
by The Hebrew Hammer September 5, 2005
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The Jones expression is used mainly to refer to people, things and actions that are totally awesome. The expression derives from the football player Phil Jones, who will be Manchester United FC's best ever player, though some say he already is. .
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The Jones expression is used mainly to refer to people, things and actions that are totally awesome. The expression derives from the football player Phil Jones, who will be Manchester United FC's best ever player, though some say he already is. .
1. That guy is the best! He's totally Jones.
2.Good, better, best, Jones.
3. Aww.. Van Persie scored a Jones!
4. Look at him schooling that guy, he was Jones'd!
2.Good, better, best, Jones.
3. Aww.. Van Persie scored a Jones!
4. Look at him schooling that guy, he was Jones'd!
by I am Cornholio! I need TP! April 26, 2013
Get the Jones mug.The Jonas Brothers are a Christian Rock band from Wyckoff, New Jersey.
They started their careers when the youngest Jonas, Nicholas, who is currently 14, got signed to a recording contract with INO/Columbia Records.
Soon after, the record label heard a song that Nicholas had written with his brothers, Joseph and Kevin. The record label soon signed them as a brother group.
The rest it history.
They started their careers when the youngest Jonas, Nicholas, who is currently 14, got signed to a recording contract with INO/Columbia Records.
Soon after, the record label heard a song that Nicholas had written with his brothers, Joseph and Kevin. The record label soon signed them as a brother group.
The rest it history.
by Popfan December 10, 2006
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.A combination of pina colada mix (Pineapple juice, coconut shreds, rum) and a banana served on the rocks. A virgin version can be made without rum. This amazingly tasty drink was created in the mind of a person named Zack Began in the city of Cancun, Mexico. It was hit off on the last day of his vacation and was enjoyed by the whole entire hotel of Moon Palace for the next week. Zack, David, Alicia, and Brendan are hoping to spread this drink along the west coast so it becomes a permanet on most drink menus.
I got a Mike Jones On The Rocks the other day, and it was practically an orgasm in my mouth!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!
by Mike Jones14 December 24, 2008
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by Morgan0102 August 4, 2007
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