The John Oliver

Putting peanut butter on your ballsack and having a dog lick it. A dangerous or pleasurable activity.
Billy: how did you spend Saturday night?
Jimothy: The John Oliver.
Billy: TMI bro....
by JuanCarlosTaco March 15, 2016
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Snicker John

We he he, I got me some Snicker John last night!
by gunnbot January 27, 2008
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John Sackrider

John ‘JS’ Sackrider is a remarkable Australian who was born with a severe physical disability in which a pancake was permanently fixed to his face, giving Him little chance of survival. John has not only defied medical opinion, he has thrived and is acknowledged as one of the world’s most inspirational speakers.
Without this unfortunate disability, John embraces a full and positive life. He creates comedic "TikToks" and makes thoughtful Instagram posts. He uses humour to communicate some of life’s most important lessons. John has delivered his inspirational message to over 350,000 people around the world and educated many people about the hit song Pee Pee Poo Poo by Baby Kata. In 2020, John was recognised by many users on TikTok and gained a decent following. Although his account is slowly dying, John enjoys living his life to the fullest and posting shitty comedic "TikToks". John Sackrider can be found on Twitter, Instagram and TikTok as @johnzoup. He is most known for his comedic TikTok videos.
Juju: "This TikTok is cringe."
Josh: "It has John Sackrider energy."
by johnzoup July 24, 2020
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john fite

Purveyance of knowledge to the unenlightened.
If your passing garbage off as fact , prepare for John Fite.
by Jgdadde December 20, 2016
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John Face

A person with a very ordinary and generic looking face.
A : have you seen the new guy?
B: yeah. he has a total John Face, real plain.
by Gillian_Daemon September 30, 2018
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John Edward

John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.
by rustyshackleford August 12, 2007
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Dirty John

After having sex, pulling out, being too lazy to go to the bathroom, and peeing in the condom. Some say that this causes the condom to full up like a water balloon.
Because he was too lazy to go to the bathroom, he pulled a Dirty John in the condom.
by Steph S. December 07, 2005
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