joey ortiz

A fat guy that is a Mexican that smokes blunts in his attic while making beats

Bend joey Ortiz over

by Hsiwv May 9, 2022

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Joeys bed

A group of elite volleyball players and Joey

Woah that was an awesome spike from Joeys bed, joeys is just standing there though.

by Itstriscuit7 May 11, 2022

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Joey

If you're name is Joey, chances are you are an amazing guitar player and get all the bitches. You are really cool and sexy mf pimp. Also you are a baby kangaroo.

Do you know the guitar player Joey?
I have a crush on Joey.

by Don Jose Bud September 14, 2022

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Joey Morgan

High proficiency in always being right about whatever topic is in debate.

Joey Morgan is always right.

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A Joey is a person who is never perfect but tries their best at everything. A Joey is hurt easily and also easily gets over being hurt. He has extreme highs and lows. He likes alt-rock and punk-rock, believing that any other rock bands are not true rock. He believes this because alt-rock and punk-rock have emotion. Usually after about 13 years of life, a Joey will start being more optimistic about his life and find a new array of different hobbies. Joey wants to be an author, screenwriter, and rock star when he grows up. If none of those jobs work out, he'll move in with his parents. He wants to go to community college to possibly get a bachelor's degree. He tries his best to be kind, although he isn't all the time. A Joey will feel like an outsider for the first 1/8 of his life, but he will soon learn that there is more to life than moping around and being sad. He will make the decision to break free from the chains of life and become himself.

Girl 1: Joey is so weird.
Girl 2: Not really.

by J.T. Summit September 15, 2022

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