joey english

The sexiest man to ever live. He's been gettin hoes since seventh grade.

Joey English is sexy

by Joeyacme3300 June 8, 2016

joey-with-the-blowie

A kangaroo engaging in oral sexual stimulation.

I wasn't sure how a kang bang would ever arise in reality, but then I observed a joey-with-the-blowie and I understood.

by anonymous June 11, 2023

Joey

He can be a great guy but sometimes is just a pain in the ass.

Joey is so cool or not.

by The shades July 18, 2019

Joey

Will steal your money if you leave it out, tells all of your secrets after promising not too. Works for the Chinese government as a troll to incite hate and division on current u.s and some foreign events across all social media platforms. If you get a long with him it's because he's setting you up . Likes ice cream.

I was with Joey earlier but he was on social media the whole time and only wanted to talk about how great china is. Any ways have you seen my money I left on the table?

by jojo_guacamole November 23, 2021

Joey

Most joeys are ginger and are most likely good at basketball, but also loves to kiss boys

Omg is that Joey

by Upstate4life2755 November 21, 2021

Joey

Joey is an otter-like man. He likely has small nipples but a big heart. His mom is a MILF and his big sisters trained him to be kind to women. He might be a firefighter or like an FBI person. He smells like warm fluffies. Otter fluffies to be exact. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM. He has 18 abs which he will wrap around ur head and squeeze until your brain explodes and your last words before death will be “Joey is the man”…

“Isn’t Joey so great. He’s like…super nice….AND HES HOT. so that’s good” - a direct quote from joey number 56789065’s coworkers

by Quigleyisrooroo July 28, 2023

joey ortiz

A fat guy that is a Mexican that smokes blunts in his attic while making beats

Bend joey Ortiz over

by Hsiwv May 9, 2022