Jacob

1) A person who is amazing. He’s fucking awesome in every God damn way. If you met Jacob and didn’t become friends with him, your loss. He’s also really cute. There’s not a single moment in his life that he is ugly. He has no bad angles. He’s really funny and was practically sculpted by the God himself. He’s chill, cool, and lit asf. He seems innocent and naive but that’s bc he’s got anxiety when it comes to talking to new people. Most people think that he thinks he’s too good for them. Sometimes that’s true bc Jacob is a cocky, self-centered, perfectionist mother fucker. He has high confidence. So high you feel inferior. But you’re not. Jacob knows you’re not. He’s really kind and accepts people for who they are. However he is very straight up. If he’s thinking it, he’ll say it. Be careful if you piss him off. He’s good at hiding his feelings so you never know what the fuck he’s thinking. If he’s mad at you, you’ll never know, but he will make it so fucking obvious. Also Jacob is very clueless. You might think he’s single bc he’s too good. But he’s single bc he

A) does not know how to have a girlfriend
B) does not realize when a girl likes him

C) friendszones himself.

2) Another word for perfect.
See Flawless, Too Good, Perfect

Girl 1: Omg that boy in the hallway is gorgeous. Who is he????
Guy 1: That’s Jacob *rolls eyes*

Jacob: Hi
Girl:*faints*

Jacobs Girlfriend: *Does not exist bc Jacob can not be held back*

Employer: EVERYONE BACK TO WORK
Jacob: Okay
Employer: Ex- Except you Jacob. D-D-Do what you want.

by im-perfect-bye May 31, 2018

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Jacob Clifford

Just a worse version of Adam Pinkerton

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Jacob Clifford
Intellectual: Yeah, isn't he just a bad version of Adam Pinkerton, who is so cool he doesn't even need a YouTube channel?

by AHSIntellectual February 23, 2020

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Jacob

seems nice on the outside but then you get to know him.

ignores you.
not a gentlemen.
not romantic or good looking in any way.
horrible and mean.
hes nice to strangers.
helpful. and okay looking.
short may be tall on rare ocassions.
may have six pack if he is jacob black.

Sally: why wont you answer your text

Jacob: sorry i was busy.....

ex 2
person: i need help carrying stuff
jacob: ill help

by george logan January 3, 2012

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