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jack douche

the or of a jack ass and a douche bag.
thats timmy the smith's kids... what a jack douche
by thefinness October 29, 2010
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Jack Webb

A factual telling of a situation or story.

(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")
When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."

Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"

Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."
by Mensa Cookie December 20, 2010
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jack off olympics

Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.
by donb2 April 22, 2012
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Jack Sparrow

There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
(after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow" by a British noble)
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
by iqwb June 20, 2013
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jack o' rag

A sock that has so much dried semen in it that it has the potential to be sharpened into a shank.
Wyatt, Adam is planning to jump you in the prison yard tomorrow
Thats okay, I have enough time to make a jack o' rag
by obedient_muffin January 14, 2014
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Jack-Click

Similar to a double-click, a Jack-click is the act of clicking any item on a computer, such as an icon or link, 3 or more times. This is usually done out of impatience for something to load, but can also be used in a useful way.
Q: Why is my excel loading incorrectly and freezing?

A: It appears that you jack-clicked it.

Q: How can I easily highlight the entire Web address?

A: Jack-click it.
by coaldirtmilitia August 27, 2014
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jackblarf

Jackblarfing is somthing you do to annoy your freind, what you so is pick up their phone/tablet and simpily record you saying jackblarf
Oh god my freind just jackblarfed me
by Hillery-Dick Wilford October 9, 2016
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