the or of a jack ass and a douche bag.
by thefinness October 29, 2010
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(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")
(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")
When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."
Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"
Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."
Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"
Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."
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Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
by iqwb June 20, 2013
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Thats okay, I have enough time to make a jack o' rag
Thats okay, I have enough time to make a jack o' rag
by obedient_muffin January 14, 2014
Get the jack o' rag mug.Similar to a double-click, a Jack-click is the act of clicking any item on a computer, such as an icon or link, 3 or more times. This is usually done out of impatience for something to load, but can also be used in a useful way.
Q: Why is my excel loading incorrectly and freezing?
A: It appears that you jack-clicked it.
Q: How can I easily highlight the entire Web address?
A: Jack-click it.
A: It appears that you jack-clicked it.
Q: How can I easily highlight the entire Web address?
A: Jack-click it.
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