French Lessons

A slang term for making out (French kissing), used to describe it in a discreet manner.

A: Sorry I'm late, I was doing some French lessons with Katie in the parking lot.
B: Oh cool, what words did you learn?
A: Words?

by drjuiceboy April 1, 2022

french fiscal

A common American misinterpretation of the French sexual act involving lingua-urethral protrusion executed at the end of the fiscal year. The misinterpretation stems from the timing of the event: Americans will do this on September 30th (end of US govt fiscal year) whilst the French traditionally execute it at the end of the calendar year. See also Pygmy fiscal involving digital urethral insertion/ play.

"Gee, Bob really made an ass of himself when he French fiscaled Monique in June."

by Pebacon December 28, 2013

French Pete

A French Pete is a double dutch oven. Two people fart simultaneously under the covers, then try to victimize each other (or, potentially, a third party) with the trapped gases.

Jessica and Trenton farted a vicious French Pete under the blanket, and the cat ran to safety in the next room.

by Farterista December 27, 2007

French Maid

Whore who knows how to clean the house as well as your johnson

My french maid spent 2 hours cleaning the house and 6 hours cleaning the spunk out of my cock

by chorizogordo July 14, 2022

French Rinse

A French rinse is when you take a shit and instead of wiping you spray the shower head up your anus to clean it.

guy: dude I just took a massive shit.
friend: did you give it a French rinse?

by iLLi v69 March 6, 2018

french handjob

giving a handjob only your hand is backwards. reverse handjob

Everything was going great last night, it was like rainbow sextacy until my girlfriend blew her rotator cuff giving me a french handjob

by Bass4Rent January 22, 2015

French Shit

Smoking A Cigarette And Taking A Shit At The Same Time

Best Feeling Ever, Is When One Takes A French Shit.

by RealOBoi December 19, 2017