horseboxed

horseboxed - extremely intoxicated

"Lad went out last night and got completely horseboxed!"

by Hi5Ace October 21, 2011

Horse growler

A male or female with incisors and gums that extrude from the front if their face. Normally it is very uncomfortable to see a horse growler smile.

Amy is such a horse growler, everytime she smiles she turns into a booger wolf.

by Bookup February 9, 2012

Horse Walk

When one doesn't realise they are drunk, and upon standing up to walk they walk on a very distinct angle.

After the game I got up to leave and I had the biggest Horse Walk.

by JaymesVickery October 11, 2013

Horse mouth handshake

The act of two girls scissoring on a man's cock until he fills each womens muff full of semen and then he watches them eat it out of eachother like an anorexic model eating saltine crackers and watches them spit on eachother till one gives up

" went to the club two hookers gave me a horse mouth handshake for quite the deal

by cfrankyo July 6, 2015

horse kick

when someone tries shoving their whole foot up someones ass

Did you hear? Hayden gave his sister Rachel a horse kick and she liked it.

by ariel bitcoin September 27, 2018

dead horse cemetery

When, in a debate or argument, someone drags out <B>several</B> issues that happened quite some time ago and have been discussed ad nausium, ad infinitum, to the point were said arguments have become tired clichés (ie: many dead horses).

Th term is a parallel to Stephen King's Pet Cemetery, except with dead horses instead of pets, which keep rising from the grave for a fresh round of beatings.

Every time he has a complaint, he brings out the dead horse cemetery for another round of beatings, because he's butt hurt about things that happened 5 years ago.

by Obsidius February 22, 2008

flower horse

A sporting underdog who is just about to make you, the betting underdog, a tidy sum of money. Hopefully.

Based on the short story of the same name by Charles Bukowski.

Come on Paraguay, my sweet flower horse, I know you can beat Brazil. You got it in you! (kissing betting ticket)

by nuguns October 8, 2008