Flaming Fuck Hammer

The erect penis of a red-haired man (ginger person).

Casey railed the shit out of that chick with his flaming fuck hammer.

by Steve-o and Tim November 11, 2008

scroat-o-hammer

An extremely painful, overly enthusiastic handjob that includes trauma to the testicles.

"I've been singing soprano ever since that drunk chick scroat-o-hammered me last night."

by CJpdx November 15, 2013

Al Borland's Hammer

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.

I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

by gooooooch June 02, 2009

dumb as a bag of hammers

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid

My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.

by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006

lee hammer says no

Spoken quickly and flatly, as a rejection (with authoritative disdain) of another's opinion, request, suggestion. (Originated as sound bite on sports talk radio station, where Mr. Hammer produces.)

Your idiot relative at Thanksgiving dinner: That Brittany -- she'll make a comeback, you'll see.

You: Lee Hammer says no.

by b what u r September 19, 2007

Eskimo mushroom hammer

1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.

1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.

by georgelopez September 07, 2008

hammer on my jimmy

To masturbate aggressively with no intention of stopping.

Greg: "What are you up to this weekend?"
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."

by THE HOLE WIZARD January 26, 2017