The ole fingerbag

The neighborhood, school yard, or community slut/whore/milf....basically anything that enjoys a good fingering a little too much

Jarod-"Do you know Michelle?"
Jimmy-"No, who is she?"
Jarod-"You know! The ole fingerbag that live a couple houses down?"
Jimmy-"OHHHHH! That Michelle!

by demonblaster March 14, 2009

Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming gross and insulting movie, the Dark Show.

Sanchez: Hey, why so glum?
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

King Kong's Finger

When a woman rides you reverse cowgirl and pounds out a log on your stomach

Sherry gave her boyfriend a King Kong's Finger lastnight at the party

by 1andDone August 23, 2018

The middle finger

I WANT TO FUCK YOU

Gabbie: *puts up the middle finger*
Rafa: what time

by Man mike June 10, 2020

four finger club

the ability to put four fingers in ones pussy

damn! that slut must be loose she just joined the four finger club

by JOEJOE January 9, 2005

finger blasting

aggressive finger banging of a vagina.

I was finger blasting some girl in the middle of the party.

by Meat Drapes August 14, 2009

finger eleven

An awesome band from Burlington, Ontario formerly known as The Rainbow But Monkeys. Contrary to popular belief, they are not nu metal and their name has nothing to do with dicks. They have three albums out: Tip, The Greyest of Blue Skies, finger eleven, and they have some good songs such as Above, Drag You Down, Good Times, Absent Elements, etc.

The band consists of:

Scott Anderson-vocals
James Black-guitar
Rick Jackett-guitar
Sean Anderson-bass
Rich Beddoe-drums

Stupid Guy: finger eleven sucks!

Me: Why?

Stupid Guy: cuz One Thing is a crappy song.

Me: Is that the only song by them you've heard?

Stupid Guy: Yeah.

Me: That's why you think that way.

Stupid Guy: Oh.

by mista conspiracy July 3, 2005