dickie

a hickie on a dick

"oh my God Karen, did you see the dickie Josh has last night?"

by paxtonlovestea March 11, 2018

Dickido

A problem males has when their stomach hangs out further then their dick do. When the gurth of the stomach is longer than the persons penis.

You better stop eating too much. Otherwise you might have a dickido.

by El coyote March 13, 2019

dicking

screwing around wasting time

sorry i was dicking off.

by bandana darren February 3, 2020

Docking

Where two gay men (often performed by people referred to as Austin and Eddy) engage in sexual intercourse in which they slide into each other’s penis. It is very rough but with roughness comes pleasure so it’s fully worth a try.

Oh Austin, did I hear you and Eddy were docking last night. Eddy said that his auntie walked in and started recording the phenomenon.

by Sexlover420 July 3, 2021

Binge-Dicking

A term to coin how easy women spend their free time. Usually coincides with insatiable females that can't get enough one-on-one time with a penis.

Person 1:"Where the Hell is Renee?"
Person 2:"You know how she is... Probably binge-dicking!"
Person 1:"What a whore!"

by Feature December 15, 2012

Double Decking

Taking a dump into the toilet tank so when a person flushes the toilet they are astonished to see a turd come down.

Marlene was shocked at the Omega Mu House party when she flushed the toilet and a big nasty frat boy turd came down and she realized that she had been the victim of double decking.

(WARNING: Do not try this. You could easy break a toilet. )

by Zoro the Ass Bandit April 2, 2013

Guac Docking

Inserting oneself, often forcefully, into a tub of guacamole so as to let ones genitalia marinade for some time.

Chad: " I don't know who I banged last night, but I've got some stank dick!!!"
Sam: "You didn't screw anyone man; you got really drunk, got angry after getting rejected, and just ended up passing our with your dick in the party's bowl of guac!"
Chad: "Oh yeah! I love me some guac docking"

by fittyC June 14, 2015