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doughchi

1. Stemming from the root word, douche, doughchi describes an individual who is a waste of oxygen, basically someone who has a different personality, different ethics, different ideals, listens to crappy music, drives terribly, sucks up to superiors, gets good grades, is not l33t or ninja in nature.

2. Someone who is teh suck.

3. Van Police
That van police is such a huge doughchi.
by teh gout December 9, 2004
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Dough Dump

n. Phrase used to describe dropping a seriously large amount of money, dough, on any given purchase at any given time. Can also be used as an adjective, when saying you are Dough-Dump'ing'- In the process of dropping an Ass-load of money on any purchase.
Hey Jerry! My dough dump at the whorehouse turned out to be very profitable in my soul and in my bedroom!

Jay-Z's charity contributions ain't got shit on the dough I be dumpin' on the AIDS research foundation!
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008
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Dough Dump

n. Literally read, the anal aftermath of sucking down an entire tube of your choice of cookie dough; v. participating in said squishy ritual.
Person 1: Holy Crap. That dough dump was way too mushy for
my liking, but I feel SO much better!
Person 2: Wow. Sounds pleasant/brutal. What did it look like?
Person 1: Well, come here. Watch this video of 2 girls with
me and you'll see......
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008
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doroughbred

a thoroughbred. derived from the NY Dun Language
The decepts was some true doroughbreds.
by buff city homeboy July 11, 2009
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Doughgut

Doughgut is what occurs after eating too much (usually white) bread. Your gut becomes clogged up and, and despite the amount of bread you've consumed you can't seem to feel full, due to no nutrients whatsoever being contained in said bread.

Usually happens only to men when poor. Doughgut amongst women has, as yet, no reported cases.

The bloated constipation is usually accompanied by an overwhelming need to knead your abdomen.
Mate, are you alright? You're walking a bit funny.

I've had nothing but bread to eat for three days. Got really bad doughgut. Might have to live on the toilet for the rest of the week.

Harsh. I had doughgut once and had to have soup enema to get it all out.
by Mr Warburton July 21, 2009
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Doughmance

The parasitic relationship between a gold-digger and sugar-parent.
The stripper and the oil tycoon were deep in the troughs of doughmance.
by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009
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Doughgasm

The sexual thrill and/or pleasure, cause by pizza dough or any other type of dough.
"Hey man, whats with that face?" "Ohh nothing, im just gettin a doughgasm from this pizza dough!" "Yeaa... whatever."
by Bliiellb May 18, 2010
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