Ditchwanker

A guy who shows up to an overnight party in someone's garden without a sleeping bag and a tent. And instead sleeps fully clothed in the corner of someone else's tent without a sleeping bag or a pillow with their face positioned up against one of the tents canvas walls.

Oi Zac!!!! (Pause) Fucking ditchwanker!!!

by LoldudleygayxD September 26, 2019

Ditchable Prom date

That’s what Bobby Singer (Supernatural) isn’t.

You can say it if somebody didn’t show up to an appointment you made.

It means that someone just purposely didn’t show up.

For Supernatural Fans it will always be funny if they hear someone saying that.

Bobby: "Do I look like a ditchable Prom date to you?"

Person xy: "I’m not a ditchable prom date"

by baby_satan67 April 15, 2020

Ditchski

Anytime you grab a bumper and hang on.

Ooh boy that boys moon boots were smoking after that ditchski.

by Whogibbs April 18, 2020

Ditchie

The act of leaving friends in a bar early to go home and scrape your ass like a muddy ditch in bed

Did richie leave early ? Yeah good old ditchie strikes again

by Noegip June 6, 2020

ditchable

Someone you can dump over

Do I look like ditchable prom-date to you?
No, Bobby, of course not.

by Bullm September 7, 2020

ditchertation

a ditched Ph.D. dissertation

One cannot successfully defend a ditchertation.

by Doos Jarus January 5, 2021

Ditching

To have sex in a ditch

I fucked a girl in a ditch the other day, I was ditching long into the night

by Smedge April 16, 2021