crab shellin'

a state of mind while under the influence of the dankiest dank, where you feel as if you are running around in your body.

"Holy shit, I'm crab shellin' tough"

by balls in my throat January 16, 2009

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 17, 2010

Crab pinch

It’s in the act of fisting when you decide to then give that bitch Karen the whopping of a lifetime so you start to scratch that stank puss until she’s bleeding.

Karen about to get this crab pinch if she don’t stop sucking this dick with her teeth

by Jacob coco November 02, 2017

crab tarts

a female with extreme unpleasant pubic aroma

When I went down on Vanessa, she had some serious crab tarts.

by Big Daddy D Williams January 13, 2009

african crab

Where during sex you cut open the ballsack of a man (African) and when his testes come out you cut them open too and feed him the liquid

Dude fuck Sara she gave me a African crab and it still hurts

by opinhurty194 February 02, 2016

Crab Arm/Hand

When you’re pushing heavy at the gym and suddenly one arm that you don’t fap with as much starts letting you down so you continue the set with your strong boy hand.

Kershit the dickless: sheit mayne that dude is lifting 4 plates with his one hand.

Cetnar de Nark: yeh bro but his left hand is giving out.
Kershit the dickless: fuck you’re right! Fucking looks like those crabs with one big ass claw and their other looks like some retarted prop from the Halloween store.
Cetnar de Nark: yup definitely a crab arm/hand

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club September 13, 2018

hermit crab

a crab that wants to be alone

The hermit crab was on an island, all alone

by Derp_Apple January 08, 2022