Hercules gently laid Venus down among the billowy clouds and moved to join her. Sensually she reached under her pillow and pulled out a box Cobra Condoms. Hercules asks, "what's this?" Venus smiles seductively and replied, "I picked up a box of Cobra Condoms because the other condoms were too small for you Hercy boo."
by Marcus Rogan March 31, 2006
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Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!
by clairem December 24, 2008
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by Coach Carl April 19, 2005
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by blazedude05 April 23, 2005
Get the condoms mug.The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.
"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."
"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."
"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."
by El Zacko September 20, 2006
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