scottish coffee filter

An alternative to tea bagging in online games. It involves pantomiming the act of defecating into the mouths of your fallen foes, while describing the event in detail over voice-chat.

"Yo man, why you grimacing? You gettin' tea bagged in Halo?"
"Worse! I'm getting the scottish coffee filter!"

by Ravenpoe April 22, 2009

dereks coffee

An amazing coffee chain started by Dereks Gerard

Starbucks is the rival to Dereks Coffee

by Jdjsnskznsks July 10, 2019

an awfully hot coffee pot

Something Eminem wants to dump on Trump's head

That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
-Eminem

by mr305w0rldwide December 4, 2020

Get coffee

Going out with a girl/guy to set the stage for a sexual interaction.

Lets go out and get coffee.

Let me buy you a coffee.

by Rubmytummy May 5, 2016

butt coffee

liqui-shit, the color and consistency of coffee. See butt vomit.

I had a raging case of butt coffee last night. My ass is raw from wiping

by itchy corn April 16, 2003

ass coffee

Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately

Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!

by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010

Leaded Coffee

Coffee that is highly caffeinated. A strong brew.

Waitress, please give me a cup of Leaded Coffee. I want the good stuff.

by ConversationStarter May 19, 2010