carrot and a bottle

A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.

The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.

by pdtd April 9, 2022

Water Bottle

water bottle is a word British people say in a weird way. same for the sentence ‘bottle of water’

“hey can you give me your water bottle?”
“Crikey don’t you mean your bo’le o’ wo’oh? What rubbish!”

by maaria ur mom April 17, 2022

bottle ya

When Australians get really mad and grab the bottle ready to bust your kneecaps

*grabs bottle* IM GONNA BOTTLE YA TILL YOUR KNEECAPS ARE BACKWARDS LIKE SQUIDWARDS WHEN HE GETS A CRAMP

by I’m gonna bottle ya December 25, 2020

Bottling

Usually said to someone that is lying.

You're bottling mate

by Daryl Baker December 28, 2020

Bottle Bumping

The action when one's self is ejaculating, into the females mouth.

Yo I just got done bottle bumping

by Average January 8, 2021

Bottle Bumping

The action when ones self is about to ejaculate and then thi persons female goes to leh cock and he ejaculates in thi woman's mouth

Guy:Babe I'm about to cum
Girl:OK I'll start bottle Bumping

by 1_Dakita_07 January 8, 2021

Tipping The Bottle

To "tip the bottle" is to make a mistake, usually drastic. The phrase derives its meaning from the idea that spilling a bottle of liquor or beer is a major fuck-up; tipping (or rather spilling) the bottle.

Tipping The Bottle: "Damn, Draco and Beau tipped the bottle again, I knew we couldn't trust them to do what we asked!"

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole January 28, 2021