Wanked-Blind

To be absolutely screwed over

"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."

"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."

by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017

Blinding

1)-If an object or something comes in contact with you eye and makes you cant see.
2)- Sone one who’s looks are stunning and mesmerizing.

1)- waa dude somthing is in my eye it blinding
2)- waa dude look at her she is blinding

by Is_you_blind May 4, 2020

blind trim

The faggoty way they trim paragliders in boulder.

He pulled the pecker out of his butt amd putt it in his eyes before blind trim check on his glider.

by Ghost of Paul Revere November 25, 2023

Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot

blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!

by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023

Blind

When someone cant see anything due to an obstruction in their line of sight

Lucy without her glasses makes her blind - lucy with her glasses on makes her look like the woman from weakest link

by Funnylad22 December 5, 2021

wiener blind

A soul shattering phenomenon whereas the sufferer has a paralyzing, laser-focused obsession with the beef whistle.

Chance had Jaycie so wiener blind, she was unable to concentrate on anything except the next time he'd give her an injection.

by Jaycie Chance May 12, 2017

The blind postman

A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.

Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.

The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.

The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.

As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"

"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?

Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"

"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".

by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021