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bearded bitches

teenage girls (usually asian) who have massive side burns (all the way from yokel county y'all!!!!) fine examples of these facial haired foxes are megan setchell, tanya killamanjazro (or whatever the hell her 2nd name is) and there is one special example who's beard isnt on her face, oh no my chums, it is in fact between her arse cheeks, the hairy arsed cow. DANIELLE MELLON THATS YOU.
''hey bra', check out those bearded bitches over there.......more hair than my russian unlcles armpit.''
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Fear The Beard

Started at Kansas State University in 2009 because fans noticed Jacob Pullens beard. Pullen embraced the chant, and did not shave the beard until after Kansas States elite 8 loss to Butler. He has begun growing it out again and Kansas State is off to another great start.

Brian Wilson of the San Fransisco Giants also did this in the 2010 World Series. The beard won the giants a world series. The only controversy is who started the "fear the beard", and it was in fact Kansas State...not San Fransisco, but still an epic beard to be feared.
Ex. 1. Jacob Pullen made the country fear the beard after leading kansas state to an Elite 8.

Ex. 2. The San Fransisco giants slayed the Rangers because the Rangers Feared The Beard.
by gap2132 December 19, 2010
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Bearding

The act in which two men rub their beards together. This is most commonly done after slaying a ninja.
Matt: Hey, Jon! Did you just slay that ninja?

Jon: Yeah. Want to beard?

Matt:Of course. Bearding always follows slaying a ninja.
by captcrackin September 29, 2011
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cock beard

by nwp2 February 2, 2006
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Beady

A type of person that watches and interferes with the business of others (but only selectively picking on a few individuals). A common way of doing this is through jabbing; a beady spreads negativity and feelings of worthlessness through these jabs.
A beady thinks he knows it all (he especially thinks he has a special insight into the workings of those individuals he picks on), and his opinions are fixed on everything (however wrong).
"Beady said I should have snogged her, although he said I wouldn't have got anywhere anyway"
by George&Tony October 16, 2006
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beardo

A strange, weird, hard-to-figure-out-don't-want-to type of person. Someone who looks as though they are up to no good, or pondering some sort of revenge. This is attained by having a perplexing look on their face while slowly stroking their facial hair. This kind person over-thinks every situation and believe there is a mass conspiracy out to get them. There is also stupid questions like, "Are you mad at me?" posed at inopportune moments of time.
Dude #1: "Who the fuck is that guy? And what the fuck is wrong with him?"
Dude #2: "That beardo? Nobody is sure what is wrong with him. Just ignore him, and hope he does the same to you."
by The MI Shocker December 16, 2013
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Black Beard

When you go down on someone who has a crazy black bush.

Opptional: Some people make a finger-hook and laugh like a pirate while they do this.
Guy: Yesterday, I did the Black Beard on my girlfriend.
Friend: How was it?
Guy: It felt almost real.
by J-Mez May 26, 2005
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