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"Uli Kunkol? Her co-star in the beaver picture?"
"Beav..? You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?"
by Old Duder September 10, 2007
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beaver

Remember...Save a tree, Eat a beaver!!!
by cartman5000 July 31, 2004
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A phrase said before someone says something very unfortunate. If a guy says this to a lady or vice versa, they might be about to do an unexpected breakup because one of them did something that the other person REALLY didn't like, or it could be used in any situation where bad news just needs to be given. For example, it could also be said when a big and exciting event is about to end or just before a very life-changing event that might possibly ruin the other guy's life forever.
Guy 1: I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the year that you really liked and wanted to last forever, 2014, is coming to a close in a few days! So sorry dude, but every single old thing has to come to an end!

Guy 2: Really? But I hope 2015 will also be awesome!
by Steve820 December 28, 2014
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bieber beamer

Any object used as a projectile with the sole purpose of doing nothing but bodily harm to justin bieber
John: Hey man did you see the video of a water bottle being used as a bieber beamer that hit him in the head

Dave: Yeah, hopefully next time it's a brick with a knife taped to it
by dizzle3131 August 15, 2010
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beauer

girl, or in ireland: boy...considered attractive,
"she's a fine beauer"...she's an attractive girl.(please can someone tell me how to spell it?)
by Dave Shields November 19, 2007
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skeet beaver

Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.

Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
John: Dude, did you get your refund?

Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.

John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008
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Nigga Beater

A miniature baseball bat; usually sold as a novelty at sports stores or given away as a promotional expense at minor league baseball games.
Hey Johnny check this out! It was free nigga beater night at McCoy Stadium
by ShedCrew420 June 1, 2011
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