Wadsworth Constant

For every video on Youtube skip forward 30%. This can also be applied with essay's, movies, posts etc.

Some Dumbass- Dude! Most videos are full of shit in the beginning.

Redditor- Duh, everyone knows that! Use the Wadsworth Constant!

Some Dumbass- The what?

Redditor- imgur(dot)com/gallery/yxfpC

by SplendideMendax October 2, 2011

Woodshop

Fingering a girl only to realize she was on her period and now you've got bloody fingers.

Guy 1 : bro dont talk to so and so she just woodshoped me
Guy 2 : What a bitch she should have her house burned down

by Brohatmas Gandhi January 3, 2011

Deer woods

Deer woods (deer - woodz)

Slang in southern parts of the U.S.A. for picking up women, specifically one night stands, multiple partners, gang bangs, or someone you wouldn't brag about to your friends, Etc..

Worded as such to hide the intent from wives/girlfriends.

"Hey, joe bob. Imma take a trip to the deer woods later on tonight, y'all wanna come too? I got beer money!"
"Sure as a horse shits in a hay loft, Jimmy-ray, let me just tell the wife I won't be needin' a plate tonight."

by Amfdorp June 10, 2013

Lost for words

Sophie is the girl that describes this word

This girl Sophie is the definition of lost for words

by Tratratanata February 25, 2017

Wadsworth Constant

For every Youtube video opened, the slider will be punched to 30%. This is to bypass any unwanted video in the beginning.

"Lol, the real video doesn't start til 1:21. Wadsworth Constant applies."

by clouds31 October 13, 2011

Woodshed

To store up ideas, experiences, pantry food for future use.

Using a tape recorder she woodsheds song ideas and melodies to work on later.

by Bruce Miller December 4, 2003

A bump is worth a thousand words.

When a situationally ethical US President broke his promise to make a rogue country a “pariah” over its grim human rights record, by fist-bumping with its de facto ruler, who green-lighted the murder of a dissident journalist.

The choreography of President Biden's interactions with the Saudi crown prince, which exonerates a grisly murder with the victim being dismembered without the rogue mastermind being made accountable, shows that a bump is worth a thousand words.

by MathPlus July 16, 2022