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french fiscal

A common American misinterpretation of the French sexual act involving lingua-urethral protrusion executed at the end of the fiscal year. The misinterpretation stems from the timing of the event: Americans will do this on September 30th (end of US govt fiscal year) whilst the French traditionally execute it at the end of the calendar year. See also Pygmy fiscal involving digital urethral insertion/ play.
"Gee, Bob really made an ass of himself when he French fiscaled Monique in June."
by Pebacon December 28, 2013
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French Pete

A French Pete is a double dutch oven. Two people fart simultaneously under the covers, then try to victimize each other (or, potentially, a third party) with the trapped gases.
Jessica and Trenton farted a vicious French Pete under the blanket, and the cat ran to safety in the next room.
by Farterista December 27, 2007
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French Lessons

A slang term for making out (French kissing), used to describe it in a discreet manner.
A: Sorry I'm late, I was doing some French lessons with Katie in the parking lot.
B: Oh cool, what words did you learn?
A: Words?
by drjuiceboy April 1, 2022
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French Maid

Whore who knows how to clean the house as well as your johnson
My french maid spent 2 hours cleaning the house and 6 hours cleaning the spunk out of my cock
by chorizogordo July 14, 2022
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Charles French

Noun & Verb (Also referred to as Charlie)
1.) Rubik's Cube Master
2.) An all around nice guy that people can't help but love. He usually has a Rubik's cube in his right pocket and a game boy in his other. He has the most annoying dog on the planet that likes to bark constantly. But it's okay, it will get eaten eventually.
3.) A person that can pick their nose with their tongue.
4.) to be awesome.
That barking dog must belong to a Charles French! Maybe we should just eat it...
by TacoFlavoredKeeses April 11, 2011
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french wok

a stupid lying person form France and Asia

could also be Jewish
by Memer_69 November 11, 2019
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French Shit

Smoking A Cigarette And Taking A Shit At The Same Time
Best Feeling Ever, Is When One Takes A French Shit.
by RealOBoi December 19, 2017
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