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'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
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While swimming with friends, explain the legend of the mysterious white whale that is rumoured to live at the bottom of the lake. Dive down in search of the beast, wait 10 sec., execute the manoeuvre described above
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Ashley informed all her friends that her one-night-stand Tim had an tiny penis when actually she had a slutty whale's vagina.
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