washington wizards

what a surprise! they suck even worse w/o Jordan!

the wizards! they suck!

by Craiggers March 29, 2004

wizardrock

A recently established genre of music in which the songs are based on characters or events from the Harry Potter series.

Draco and the Malfoys are a popular wizardrock band.

by wickedkatze January 5, 2009

washington wizards

Worst team name in the history of sports. Also sports some of the worst nicknames in sports, i.e. the Wiz and the Zards.

Dude, the Wizards were so much cooler when they were the Bullets.

by Moe "Iron Fist, Velvet Glove" Sadeghi May 13, 2005

Wizardry

If shotgun has already been called, along with blitz, challenge, ect.

One can call "Wizardry" and take the front seat.

Some people allow wizardry to be called at all times, basically replacing shotgun; however many groups have set a cap on wizardry, to say once or twice per month.

"I call shotgun".. "I call challenge" ... "blitz" all friends run to the car... the last straggler who really want to sit in the front seat, then calls out, "Wizardry!"

by LateNightwithConanthebarbarian April 15, 2009

wizards sleeve

Emma Paradises undercarridge

"Jesus that Emma Paradise is a bit baggy down stairs her mott is like a wizards sleeve!"

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Butthole Wizzard

The (male) master of all buttholes.

Person 1: Goodness that kid Mack is a total butthole wizzard, did you hear about what he did to Nick last Febuary?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I always thought Andrew and James were bigger butthole wizzards but after last Febuary Mayack is definitely the biggest of them all.
Person 1: Whatever, I can't believe Nick would let Mack do that to him!
Person 2: Well come on, Nick is a hot piece of ass.

by Brother Elk April 30, 2011

wizardslif

1. A girl's pussy
2. Vagina
3. The word for a sagging vagina used in Borat

1. When Oksana was 15 her vagin was very tight, but as she get older, her voice deepen and her vagin start to look like wizardslif.
2. Her wizardslif would envelope my khram in a world of sexy warmness and pleasure.

by Vartan June 23, 2008