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post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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Chubby tit witch

A large, voluptuous woman, who has powers for good will, yet is a bitch
Can you believe Dianne? She’s such a chubby tit witch! The fat cow!
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Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.
"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."
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It was the witchcraft

When you use witchcraft on someone to take stuff from them and everything that they know or when you take advantage of it or also when you think ypur smart because you took someone's "gifts"
Zach: damn i thought i was smart but it was the witchcraft.
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Rarge or witchstop

Due to my rape urges i found a way to deal with them if a woman that I ask nicely and politely to suck my penis in a sexual way as if it was like regular sex except it is in your mouth . I can ask anyone I want even my fame if I want to and if they day no then I will find someone else.

If I show this to girl and ask for rarge then don't worry about the next one please

I would like to add on that if a witch had put a curse or a spell on him then can you please stop all that and reverse the effects you did to his normal self before you did any of it . Please and thank you
Also just in case people don't understand how rarge works, he asks whoever he wants and of ylu dont get asked then dont worry about it.
Honestly the same name on my last posts on urban dictionary is about a friend I know who had a hard time explaining things I didn't mind hearing him out after all these years he had problems with people and he just never knew how to explain things. And if you know him then at least ask him about the words on urvan dictionary . Rarge or witchstop for the name on my previous posts.
by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021
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Clover.eyed.witch

Clover.eyed.witch is a popular tiktoker we dont know much about. What we do know is they are abrosexual, pansexual, they have depression and anxity, they are dyslexic, and theyre parents are abuaive
Clover.eyed.witch is my fav tiktoker
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